(OC)
If
you haven't seen THE GIRL WITH THE DRAGON TATOO, that is the
American
version of the first of this explosive Swedish literary
trilogy,
switch the channel as I am going specific and I don't want
to
spoil your fun unless you read mystery stories last-page-first.
(OC)
ANGLE CHANGE
This
is not a movie review; it's praise of a great young actress who
just
happens to be American Royalty, that is if you're a fan of pro
football
and two of its greatest teams, The Steelers & The Giants.
(Stills)
Her first name is Patricia but she (CUT THAT OFF) and
(NOW)
goes by her middle and last names: Rooney Mara,Those two last names belong to
the founders of the aforementioned Steelers & Giants, her
grandfathers. So this is a girl
who was raised in the
upper
1%, a child of enormous privilege even though the families
might
vote Democratic. Imagine living in
the lap of luxury and
deciding,
"I WANT TO BE AN ACTOR!"
(Stills?
Clips?) But not just any actor, (SHE WANTS)to be in the DeNiro,
Bale,
Day Lewis class where you lose or gain a ton of weight, subject
(HER)self
to pain and suffering just for your art.
Meet Rooney Mara
with
real pins sticking into her mouth, nose and eyelid.
(OC) I read where she even got nipple rings
but I guess you'd need
blueray
to see that at home. Next time I
rent, I will. And full
nudity
while being raped and making love; nothing is left to the
imagination.
(except
maybe being there yourself but not in the rape
scene
because her vengeance is too satisfyingly horrible.)
MAYBE
CUT THIS-MORE TITILATING IF YOU END ON “IMAGINATION”)
(Clips)
The current James Bond, Daniel Craig, plays her partner in
sleuthing
but she is the one to do the heavy hitting and rescues
him. She's hot but can be cold as ice. A female James Bond although
this
one is "Bond, JANE Bond" with nipple rings.
(CUT
TO OC FOR THIS ONE LINE-LOOK PAINED AND PUT YOUR HAND OVER ONE OF YOUR TITS.) “Ouch!!!”
(CUT BACK TO CLIPS)
Hopefully they will film the trilogy so that we
have 2 more times to see this
artist
work this character.
(Clip)
Oh, and if you caught "THE SOCIAL
NETWORK",
that slick, sophisticated girl who outwits and drops the
founder
of Facebook in the opening scene, her name is Rooney Mara.
(LOSE
D. HOFFMAN ASIDE)
(OC)
Rooney Mara can go deep and also challenge the middle. An All-Pro in the
making.
Simply,
Simon